Happy Valentine's Day from Mike Froman


Dearest Member of Congress,

Will you be my Valentine? If I have betrayed your trust, I am sorry that you feel that way. I’ve been so focused on convincing you to take the Fast Track trip with me and buy those trade deals I love, I’ve said some things that, in retrospect, were not true.  :(    Will you give me another chance? Will it help if I come clean with a little Valentine’s Day poem for you and some sweet nothings on a special website just for you? Please…www.fromantics.com.

Michael Froman, Your U.S. Trade Representative

P.S.  I also misspoke when I said Fast Track puts you in the driver’s seat.  It’s more like the trunk. Please forgive me.

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